Laughing at the Dehumanisation of Dating Apps (Instead of Crying!)
There was a time, not long ago, but already sepia-toned in the cultural imagination, when romance involved at least a mild degree of mystery. You might meet someone at a party and spend the evening wondering what they did for a living, whether they liked dogs, and why they laughed just a little too hard at your mediocre joke about olives. You would go home with questions. Delicious, maddening, human questions.
Now, of course, you go home with a thumb cramp.
Dating apps have streamlined romance with the ruthless efficiency of a supermarket self-checkout. Potential partners glide past like discounted avocados: inspect, reject, reject, reject, “maybe later,” reject. In theory, this is progress. In practice, it feels suspiciously like sorting recyclable materials: plastic here, glass there, humans everywhere but nowhere in particular.
7 Books About Modern Dating Apps to Read
Some romances give you candlelit glances across a ballroom. Others give you a badly timed push notification, a dating profile that overshares, and a match who looked much taller in his photos. If you’re searching for books about modern dating apps, chances are you don’t want love stories pretending it’s still 2004. You want fiction that gets the weirdness - the swiping, the ghosting, the overthinking, the accidental emotional attachment after three voice notes and a meme.
And honestly, when a romance novel gets app dating right, it hits differently. The stakes feel both lower and more deranged. Nobody is crossing an ocean for love. They are, however, crossing London for a date they already suspect will be disappointing, while pretending not to mind if they get stood up outside a wine bar in Zone 2. That is modern romance. Slightly humiliating, occasionally hilarious, and weirdly hopeful.
Your dating score, out of 100, is…
Imagine a dating service where each client is summarised as a single dating eligibility factor. Basically, a score out of one hundred that encapsulates looks, personality, intelligence, age, wealth and talent.
Could this work in practice, or is human attraction too nuanced to apply any rigid formula?
We asked AI to derive a formula, using real world data. Read on to discover how you would score…